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The Guru has Taken a
Short Break
It is believed that both
he and the Dogi Lama have gone in search of a Tree to sit under as to
contemplate the real meaning of Children's Television programs.
He left an Irish joke (as
reprinted below), a funny tasting herbal cigarette and two scrawled messages
on parchment paper on the Editor's desk.
The first message read:
"Death to all
Teletubbies"
The second:
"Gone
Phishing!"
The Editor looking for his Guru
The Irish Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple
decided that, that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less
costly alternative was to go home, get a large fire-cracker, light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count
to 10.
The husband said to the doctor, 'B'Jayzus, I may
not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a
firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my
problem.'
'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a
beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3,
4, 5,'at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his
legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Maine, USA, New Zealand, Tasmania,
Mt Gambier and several suburbs in Brisbane.
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