I am the "Fool on the Hill"; "I am The Walrus" and "The Eggman"; I am "The Eye of the Tiger" and "The King of the Hill". I am an Enigma and a Mystery ... I am the Guru of The Cosmic Cauldron.



The Guru has Taken a Short Break

It is believed that both he and the Dogi Lama have gone in search of a Tree to sit under as to contemplate the real meaning of Children's Television programs.

He left an Irish joke (as reprinted below), a funny tasting herbal cigarette and two scrawled messages on parchment paper on the Editor's desk.

The first message read:

"Death to all Teletubbies"

The second:

"Gone Phishing!"

The Editor looking for his Guru

The Irish Vasectomy

      After having their 11th child, an Irish couple 
            decided that, that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed.
            So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
            didn't want to have any more children.

            The doctor told him there was a procedure called a
            vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less
            costly alternative was to go home, get a large fire-cracker, light
            it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count
            to 10.

            The husband said to the doctor, 'B'Jayzus, I may
            not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a
            firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my

            'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

            So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a
            beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3,
            4, 5,'at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his
            legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

            This procedure also works in Maine, USA, New Zealand, Tasmania,
            Mt Gambier and several suburbs in Brisbane. 





"For WANT of a TREE ... some trouser legs got wet!"


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