This
Month's Column Is Adults Only
*** So pack the Rug Rats
away. make sure your older children are camped infront of
the DVD player and if you allow them to read passed this point
...then, don't blame me! You're the parent! ***
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As it is Beltane here in the Southern Hemisphere
and the Fertility Festival time and as I have been putting
up with a lot of "Dickheads" lately, I thought this
was appropriate
The Penis Poem
(Rated R)
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My nookie
days are over,
My pilot light
is out,
What used to
be my sex appeal,
Is now my water
spout.
Time was when,
on its own accord,
From my trousers
it would spring,
But now I've
got a full-time job,
To find the
blasted thing.
It used to
be embarrassing,
The way it
would behave,
For every single
morning,
It would stand
and watch me shave.
Now as old
age approaches,
It sure gives
me the blues,
To see it hang
its little head,
And watch me
tie my shoes!
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The Greatest Heathen/ Pagan
Rite of ALL
Forget
Beltane! Forget Samhain! Stuff Halloween! Tuesday here in
Australia is the greatest Pagan Rite/ Festival/ Celebration
of them ALL! It is MELBOURNE CUP Day! The ole Guru loves nothing
better than a cold beer and a bet and what better way to enjoy
a warm sunny spring day than to partake of the Sport of Kings.
The Race that stops a Nation it is called and it is the only
time that Christians, Moslems, Buddhist and Pagans celebrate
together here in the land Downunder.
Unless
you're a wowser, everyone except small children has a few
dollars each way and try their luck and intuition so answer
me this question:
"Do
you feel Lucky, Punk? Well do ya ... ?"